Fun With Quarters

Anything can, when it comes right down to it, be used as a sex toy, and I do mean anything. Dental floss? Easy! Chocolate pie? No problem! In fact, just to prove the point, today I’m going to talk about how to use a simple quarter (or, for those of you who aren’t in the United States, any other coin) to make sex hotter.

This is a fun, simple 2-player game that starts with you, your partner, and a coin. At the start of the game, both players should be fully dressed.

Player 1 starts the game by flipping the coin. If the result is heads, then Player 1 gets to tell Player 2 to do something to him or her. If the result is tails, Player 1 gets to tell Player 2 something that Player 2 does to herself or himself. The rules are that whatever this act is, it can’t involve removing clothing, it can’t involve going under clothing, it can’t take more than a couple of minutes to do, and it can’t lead to orgasm. Simple, yes?

Some ideas might involve kissing, fondling, stroking, making out, massaging, pinching, tickling, pinching, or pretty much anything else Player 1 would like done or would like to see Player 2 do to himself or herself.

After this has been done, Player 1 flips the coin twice. If the result is two heads in a row, Player 1 loses an article of clothing; if the result is two tails in a row, Player 2 loses an article of clothing; otherwise, nothing happens. For this game, an article of clothing can be shoes and socks (which together count as a single item); shirt (and bra, if the person is wearing one); pants or skirt; and finally, underwear. All paired items count as one item of clothing, and no, jewelry and glasses don’t count. Sorry.

Then it’s Player 2′s turn, and the same rules apply. Player 2 flips the coin; heads, Player 2 tells Player 1 to do something to her or him; tails, Player 2 gets to instruct Player 1 to do something to himself or herself for Player 2′s enjoyment. No going under clothing, nothing lasting more than a couple of minutes, no getting off, anything else is fair game…you get the idea.

Then, Player 2 flips the coin twice. Two heads in a row, Player 2 loses an article of clothing; two tails, Player 1 loses an article of clothing; otherwise, nothing. And the game continues.

Keep playing until you’re both naked and so worked up that you can’t stand it any more.