Improvised Fun for Her

I’ve always been a big fan of sex toys, and I have a fairly significant collection of them. But sometimes, dedicated, special-purpose sex toys either aren’t available or aren’t affordable.

Well, fear not! With a little imagination, all kinds of interesting pervertables are all around you!

If you have some condoms handy, you already have the makings of some fun and interesting dildos. A quick, easy sex toy can be made from just a condom and a washcloth. Soak the washcloth in hot water, roll it up tightly, slide a condom over it, and you have an instant hot dildo, ready to go!

Another idea along the same lines is to fill a condom with barley and tie it closed. You can add as much or as little as you like, to control the thickness of the finished dildo. Once you’ve tied it shut, pop it in the microwave for just a few seconds (don’t overdo it, you don’t want to get it TOO hot!) and you have a dildo that will retain heat for a nice long time.

Got a bunch of marbles? Fill a condom with them for an interesting bumpy sensation.

A condom placed over a hairbrush handle can make for an interesting improvised sex toy. Hair brushes come in a huge variety of sizes and shapes, each offering a different range of sensation.

Electric toothbrushes make for popular improvised vibrators or clit stimulators. Just be sure to keep a separate head only for playtime purposes!

And while we’re on the subject, a small amount of toothpaste applied to the clit gives you the same tingling, arousing reaction of those so-called “arousal gels” at a tiny fraction of the price.

You can find candles in all sorts of different sizes. Carve down the end into a pleasing rounded shape, slip a condom over it, and go to town! For extra fun, carve ridges, notches, or bumps into it first.

Got any more? Want to share a particular favorite? Let me know!