Christmas for Naughty Girls & Boys

The holiday gift-giving season is upon us, and there’s no reason for people on Santa’s naughty list to feel left out! This year, I present a list of ten fun sexy things that make perfect presents for people on your list who might want to spice up their sex lives. Some of these are my own personal favorite toys, lots of fun for everyone!

Number one on the list is the Wartenberg wheel. This is one of my all-time favorite toys. It’s cheap, it doesn’t take batteries, and it’s easy to use.

It is a small metal pinwheel that you can lightly run along any part of your lover’s body…breasts, nipples, thighs, arms, legs, hands, ears, you name it. It creates delightfully shivery sensations that are as mild or intense as you want. Best of all, this delightful sensation toy lasts practically forever!

A lot of people like to dabble in a little bit of bondage in the bedroom, but don’t have beds with headboards that make it easy. This unique under-the-bed kit includes four soft, comfortable cuffs and a special set of straps that go underneath your mattress.

It’s easy to set up (takes about a minute), easy to remove, comfortable, and easy to use. It’s also safe, non-threatening enough for beginners to feel comfortable with, and secure enough for more experienced folks to enjoy. And the price is amazing; the entire kit costs less than just a set of cuffs from most other manufacturers!

The rock chick vibrator is a unique vibrator designed for clitoral and G-spot stimulation. The narrow end is for penetration, and the wider end rests on the clitoris when it’s inserted. It’s good for women who enjoy clitoral and G-spot action, and its shape is less intimidating if your partner is afraid of sex toys. It works very well, and you can even use it hands-free!

Tantus, the company that makes this toy, is best known for their high-end premium silicone sex toys. Recently they branched out into aluminum sex toys. The Alumina line of toys are all double-ended and you can mix and match the ends from different toys, they’re all compatible with any type of lube, and they’re all quite lovely to look at too!

This clever little contraption is a richly polished wood tissue box with a secret compartment big enough to hide your sex toys, condoms, or both. You can leave it sitting right on the nightstand and nobody will know! The perfect solution for anyone who’s worried about guests, relatives, in-laws, kids, or anyone else snooping around and finding something they shouldn’t.

Liberator makes a wide range of different foam pillows for exploring sex positions. The Liberator Ramp is a great way to enhance sex in all kinds of positions, allowing deeper penetration and more comfort. Extend the range of possibilities in the bedroom (or the living room, or the kitchen, or wherever you like)!

LELO is a Swedish sex toy company that makes a whole range of beautiful, functional, high-end vibrators. The LELO Nea vibrator is a smooth, glossy vibrator with pushbutton controls, a rechargeable battery, and a quiet motor. It’s a durable, high-quality, long-lasting, gorgeous toy that’s several cuts above an ordinary sex toy.

Forget tying your partner to the bed; the door jam cuffs drape over any door so that when you close it, the cuffs stay put without damaging the door.

I actually thought up a similar idea independently, and had planned to write a tutorial about how to make something like this before I saw the kit for sale. I bought it, and quickly realized it’s so inexpensive it wasn’t worth making my own; I’d spend a lot more in time and parts to make one than this thing costs. Best of all, it’s really quick, it’s small, it fits in a suitcase without taking up any space at all, and it turns any door, even a hotel door, into a bondage playspace. For inexpensive, quick, and easy fun on the go, it’s hard to beat!

Sex in the shower is a lot of fun, no doubt about it. This thing, which is a shower sponge with a waterproof vibrator hidden inside, makes it even more fun. Getting clean never felt so good!

The last time I was visiting friends of mine in LA, they gave me this as a gift. It’s a Monkey Rocker Tango, a sex machine designed especially for couples.

The Monkey Rocker Tango allows you to use any sort of flared-end dildo you want, on one or both ends of the machine. You can sit behind your partner while she rides the machine, or put a dildo on both ends for fun for both of you! It works simply by siting on the bench and rocking back and forth; the glider mechanism, which is a lot like a gliding Ottoman, converts the back-and-forth motion into up-and-down motion without motors.

It’s hard to overstate how much fun this thing is. It makes a great conversation piece when you have guests over (my Monkey Rocker brings all the girls to the yard!) and it’s extremely well-built and durable. This device will definitely make you the hit of the party, assuming it’s the right kind of party…