Christmas is almost on top of us, and we here at Weekly Sex Tip would like to share some of the holiday spirit with another annual list of Christmas presents for naughty girls and boys! This time, the list is finished in time to get fun things under the tree or in the stockings of the naughty folks on your list, even if only just barely. Click on any of the pictures or headings to order!
I admit it. I’m a fan of sex in the shower. This particular toy was made by someone who’s also a fan, I think. It’s a 6″ flexible dildo with a suction cup designed to be mounted on the side of the tub or the shower wall, and you may never leave the shower again!
The Hitachi Magic Wand is something of a classic. It’s probably the most popular sex toy ever invented (although the manufacturers call it a “massager,” of course, and it even works well for that too). One day I’m going to write a sex tip just dedicated to this classic, because it’s a sure-fire pleaser for anyone who enjoys vibration. It’s also cheap, durable, and just about indestructible. Anyone who’s never tried one of these wonders, ought to. It hasn’t earned its reputation as a reliable standby for nothing!
This inexpensive Whisper Vibe is surprisingly high-quality and remarkably versatile for the price. It comes with a control pack and two slimline vibrators–a “bullet” style vibrator and a small penis-shaped vibrator. It can be used internally or externally, and even works well on things like nipples. It’s portable, powerful, and the controller offers four different vibration settings.
In the past few years, sex toys have really undergone a renaissance. The variety, quality, and creativity of the toys coming out has exploded, and sex toy designers are really starting to pay attention to what makes sex fun.
This glass toy is amazing, and amazingly affordable. It’s designed to stimulate the clit and the entrance to the vagina, where most women are more sensitive. Insert it and use the handle to spin it for incredible sensation. It’s great as a solo toy, and works really well with a partner. If you’re just getting into using sex toys with your lover, I can’t recommend this one highly enough.
One of the neat things about the Sex Toy Renaissance is the way that sex toy designers are using all sorts of interesting materials to create toys that are half utilitarian and half art. This beautiful vibrator is made from wood and urethane; it’s sealed and non-porous, but has the finish of wood. It also has a high-tech vibrator inside that pulses and runs in all sorts of patterns. The wavy ribs give more stimulation to people who like to use it internally.
Did I mention I have a thing for shower sex? Fun as it is, though, it can also be…logistically challenging. Fear not, technology can solve any problem! This quick-release suction-cup handle gives you an easy-on, easy-off way to get a grip wherever you need one. Put it where you want it and hang on!
I’m actually a little surprised that toys like this aren’t more common. It’s a simple, obvious idea: make a vibrator that’s designed to work as both a dildo and a butt plug. It’s made of soft, non-toxic, hypo-allergenic rubber, and it’s also waterproof, so you can use it just about anywhere. The vibrator is surprisingly powerful, and surprisingly quiet too.
Speaking of butt plugs: This thing is very cool. Okay, so the name (“anal joystick”) is kind of silly, I’ll grant you that. But it’s a very nice toy for anyone who likes, or is thinking about trying, rear-entry fun. Stainless steel is very, very smooth, making it ideal for novices to anal sex. It’s indestructible (well, unless you throw it into a blast furnace, I imagine), but what’s REALLY cool is that you can disassemble it and put the balls in whatever order you like.
Eventually, I’m going to write an article just about gags. Like blindfolds, gags are an underrated sex toy that can be a whole lot of fun when you’re exploring a bit of kink with your sex. This beginner’s gag is made by Tantus, one of my two favorite sex toy makers. It’s comfortable, odorless and tasteless (many ball gags have a strong rubbery taste that I personally don’t like), easy to adjust, and easy to clean.
One of these days, I’m going to create a collection of all the really strange-looking sex toys out there. This toy will definitely make the list.
Men usually get short shrift in the sex toy department; there just aren’t many toys out there for guys, at least compared to the number of toys for women. This gizmo was designed to be used by men and women, which is part of why it’s so strangely shaped. The wide end can be used as a conventional dildo. The narrow end is a prostate massager, or butt plug, or clit stimulator. You can squeeze around the knob at the end and use it for Kegels. The loop makes a great handle. And it’s sure to get comments when you pull it out of your toy box.